Vegetables, by the way, do NOT protect against shrapnel

 
But they DO increase your sex appeal... at least that's the theory

 
A Red Commander

 
Yellow Peril

 
More military intelligence per square centimetre than the Summit at Yalta

 
Photo finish.  Shame it's so blurred...

Look!  Up in the sky!  Supergirl?

How to smile when high jumping: lesson 1